Wow. That's pretty much all you can say the first time you watch the 2010 version of Jaws. Piranha, a story about a teenage boy surrounded by the pressures of collage summer partying, leaves his responsibility of babysitting his two younger siblings to...wait for it...go on a boat that's shooting a porn video! But it gets better! There are plenty of naked ladies to go around in this flick, and more then enough gore. The piranhas are vicious, and they literally rip their victims apart, piece by bloody piece. If you are queasy with blood, I don't recommend seeing this film. But if you couldn't give a rat's patella, then by all means,go see it! This could be the pointless gory movie you've been waiting for!
All in all, I thought that this movie was ma bye 3/5. I am a total fan of evil creatures eating people, but the nudity got a little much for me. It was a pretty predictable plot as well, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't entertaining.
Final verdict would be a SkullDamage. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't want to see it again.
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