What went wrong with the Twilight movies?

Hey all! Ok, I've decided to rant about the well-known movie, Twilight. Now, there are a lot of fan girls and even fan boys out there who absolutely love the movies, but I can confidently say that I hate them. Would you like to know why? Its because of the two main actors, Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart, also known as Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. To be truthfully honest, I loved the books! In fact, I was a huge Edward fan myself! And then the movies came out. Could they have picked two worse people to play the main roles? First off, Kirsten has no emotion! Shes about as exciting as a bowl of water. Whats up with that? Also, wheres that sadness when Edward leaves in New Moon? I know shes talking about how sad she is, and about how broken up she feels, but I just don't see it! The only time she has convinced me that she actually feels emotion is the scene in New Moon when Jacob is telling her that he doesn't want to see her anymore. I actually felt bad for her in that scene, but that's it. And then there is the case of Robert. My dear, dear Robert. Would it kill you to wash your hair? Yes, I understand that you are from Europe, and that there are different cultural aspects there, but wake up! Your in America now! Just hop into that dredded shower and wash all of that hair grease out that we can all easily see through the make-up artist's best attempts to cover it up. Oh, and while your at it, get some acting lessons for yourself and Kirsten. You guys need them! And now for my final quip. Chemistry. Where is the chemistry between these two actors? Yes, I too have heard of their relationship outside of the filming world, but they just don't seem to have any in this movie. I mean, have you ever seen a more awkward kiss between two people? It seems as if they are hesitating to kiss each other! That is not what I paid to watch, that's for sure.

So, after all of that, I can safely say that I am a total Jacob Black fan now. Did you see those abs?? Nice! Then again, he did work very hard for them. And it paid off!

So all in all, I would give the Twilight movies a SkullDamage. See ya!

Newbie!

Awsome. So, this is my first official post, so I just wanted to say hey to everyone else out there! Mostly, I will be blogging about all of the books that I read, and the movies that I watch. I might talk about other random things that I just have to share aswell! :)