Piranha 3-D

Wow. That's pretty much all you can say the first time you watch the 2010 version of Jaws. Piranha, a story about a teenage boy surrounded by the pressures of collage summer partying, leaves his responsibility of babysitting his two younger siblings to...wait for it...go on a boat that's shooting a porn video! But it gets better! There are plenty of naked ladies to go around in this flick, and more then enough gore. The piranhas are vicious, and they literally rip their victims apart, piece by bloody piece. If you are queasy with blood, I don't recommend seeing this film. But if you couldn't give a rat's patella, then by all means,go see it! This could be the pointless gory movie you've been waiting for!

All in all, I thought that this movie was ma bye 3/5. I am a total fan of evil creatures eating people, but the nudity got a little much for me. It was a pretty predictable plot as well, but that doesn't mean that it wasn't entertaining.

Final verdict would be a SkullDamage. I didn't hate it, but I wouldn't want to see it again.

Dead Forest Saviour

This is just a poem that I scribbled down out of boredom.

The night is still, the night is young.

As the moon rises,

And I stand in the forest on my bare bare feet,

I hear the cry,

A cry of pain and fear.

Like a ghostly shadow,

A wolf runs,

Runs from the hunters,

Who are oh so near.

Anger drives me and my heartbeat quickens,

My spine and ribs collapse,

I cry out but there is no scream,

There is only a howl.

My brittle teeth become fangs,

My hands and feet paws,

My soft skin is no more,

Only a slick tail and fur.

As I howl to the moon,

The hunters change their course,

And that ghostly wolf is safe,

For now.

The hunters get closer,

I swerve around and run.

But there is another one behind me,

BANG!

The deed is done.

Ya. Lame! I know! But I was bord, so shut up! :P

What went wrong with the Twilight movies?

Hey all! Ok, I've decided to rant about the well-known movie, Twilight. Now, there are a lot of fan girls and even fan boys out there who absolutely love the movies, but I can confidently say that I hate them. Would you like to know why? Its because of the two main actors, Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart, also known as Edward Cullen and Bella Swan. To be truthfully honest, I loved the books! In fact, I was a huge Edward fan myself! And then the movies came out. Could they have picked two worse people to play the main roles? First off, Kirsten has no emotion! Shes about as exciting as a bowl of water. Whats up with that? Also, wheres that sadness when Edward leaves in New Moon? I know shes talking about how sad she is, and about how broken up she feels, but I just don't see it! The only time she has convinced me that she actually feels emotion is the scene in New Moon when Jacob is telling her that he doesn't want to see her anymore. I actually felt bad for her in that scene, but that's it. And then there is the case of Robert. My dear, dear Robert. Would it kill you to wash your hair? Yes, I understand that you are from Europe, and that there are different cultural aspects there, but wake up! Your in America now! Just hop into that dredded shower and wash all of that hair grease out that we can all easily see through the make-up artist's best attempts to cover it up. Oh, and while your at it, get some acting lessons for yourself and Kirsten. You guys need them! And now for my final quip. Chemistry. Where is the chemistry between these two actors? Yes, I too have heard of their relationship outside of the filming world, but they just don't seem to have any in this movie. I mean, have you ever seen a more awkward kiss between two people? It seems as if they are hesitating to kiss each other! That is not what I paid to watch, that's for sure.

So, after all of that, I can safely say that I am a total Jacob Black fan now. Did you see those abs?? Nice! Then again, he did work very hard for them. And it paid off!

So all in all, I would give the Twilight movies a SkullDamage. See ya!

Newbie!

Awsome. So, this is my first official post, so I just wanted to say hey to everyone else out there! Mostly, I will be blogging about all of the books that I read, and the movies that I watch. I might talk about other random things that I just have to share aswell! :)